I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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