Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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