dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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