My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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