i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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