I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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