Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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