Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
