You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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