Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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