You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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