wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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