It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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