I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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