So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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