After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Green mimosas i think yes
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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