I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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