There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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