Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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