he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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