did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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