I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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