Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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