He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
