do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
