I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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