you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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