Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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