The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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