She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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