just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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