Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
