I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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