HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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