you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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