Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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