i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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