The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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