oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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