i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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