Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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