For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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