Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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