So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
