READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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