Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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