i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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