how can u be prego again
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
