WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
as a side note pls kill me
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