Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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