just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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