So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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