im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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