i permit you to call me
You work out of a Hotel?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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