I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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