So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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