how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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