8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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